svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

all-right-blondie:

Matilda and Miss Honey trying to get out of The Trunchbull’s house without getting caught is probably the most suspense filled scene in all the universe

zoewashburne:

those shows you’d probably wanna watch

but they have like 15 seasons

Choose love.

Because if you ever want to see me truly happy, send/give me a cheese danish 😊

Because if you ever want to see me truly happy, send/give me a cheese danish 😊

You are a diamond, that fits into my heart so easily.
We have the system for the stars,
to keep us safe and warm. (x)

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

how-i-met-my-otp:

"Yes, divorce sucks but sometimes things need to fall apart to make way for better things."

FUCK THIS JUST NO. NO I WANT TO VOMIT. NO. I AM SORRY BUT WHAT THEY HAD WAS THE BEST FUCKING THING ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE. THEY WERE SO IN LOVE. THEY WERE HAPPY. WHAT FELL APART SO THAT HE COULD HAVE THAT BABY WASN’T JUST HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH ROBIN, BUT HIM AND ROBIN AS INDIVIDUALS. BARNEY HAD TO FALL APART AND RETURN TO THE PATHETIC WOMANIZING SCHEMES HE USED TO LIVE OFF OF. ROBIN HAD TO FALL APART AND SPEND THE NEXT 15 ISH YEARS OF HER LIFE COMPLETELY ALONE. THEY’RE HAPPINESS HAD TO FALL APART. AND YES, BARNEY LOVES ELLIE, BUT DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT HE’S HAPPIER THIS WAY, KNOWING THAT ROBIN IS OFF SOMEWHERE BY HERSELF WITH ABSOLUTELY NOBODY TO EVER MAKE HER SMILE OR JUST HOLD HER OR ANYTHING. THAT BABY WAS THE ONE THING SHE COULD NEVER GIVE HIM, AND IF THAT ISN’T A COMPLETE SLAP IN THE FACE TO HER CHARACTER (WHO I ADMIRED SO MUCH) AS WELL AS EVERY WOMAN WHO DOESN’T WANT/CAN’T HAVE KIDS, THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. JUST NO.