Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team.
tldr; the ladies save the world instead
the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
She’s a warrior. I saw her fight in New Mexico with Thor … climbed a giant metal killing machine, speared it with her double-bladed sword. It was pretty badass.
Fun Fact: I am VERY bad at hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.
Gutom na ko.
CAN WE FUCKING DO ALL THESE
Oh my gosh yummmmmmmmmm
TAG YOUR GODDAMN PORN!
She’s all like, ‘I knew she kept a lot of chocolate in her drawer, but how was that woman not diabetic?’
This was a question I asked myself daily during the duration of The Closer. Seriously.. how the hell did Brenda manage to pull that shit off and NOT be a diabetic?
Right?! And be stick thin!
Most definitely. My dad has a friend who is stick thin and also a diabetic, but she did not shovel chocolate down her throat or at least to my knowledge she didn’t. Brenda was damn lucky to have that not happen.